In what authorities are calling "a net positive, legally speaking," 47-year-old Darnell "Speedy" Cruikshank of Strawberry Shores allegedly commandeered a Vice City EMS ambulance at approximately 8:47 AM Tuesday after becoming, quote, "absolutely fed up" with gridlock on the Leonida Causeway. Cruikshank, who was reportedly late to collect a scratch-off lottery prize worth $4, told responding officers he "only borrowed it" and that the sirens were "just a suggestion." The Vice City Police Department's pursuit was called off after three separate patrol cars ran out of gas, a fourth was towed by a private company mid-chase, and Lieutenant Brock Tansley fell asleep at a red light.