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Teen Loses Second Yacht, Announces Third Cryptocurrency

Marco 'Cash' DelacroixJuly 10, 2026
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Teen Loses Second Yacht, Announces Third Cryptocurrency

GatorCoin founder Tyler Brisket, 19, whose original cryptocurrency fortune collapsed after he wagered his 90-foot yacht in a midnight jet-ski race against a man named only "Lobster," returned to public markets last month with GatorCoin 2: The Comeback, which peaked at a $31 million market cap before collapsing when Brisket live-streamed himself "reinvesting the whole thing" into a weekend-long deepwater fishing tournament. He finished seventh. The boat he used for the tournament was a charter rental he has not yet paid for. Brisket announced Monday via voice note that GatorCoin 3: Actually This Time is "going to be different" and will be backed by "physical assets," gesturing toward what appeared to be a driveway with a jet ski on it. Pre-sale opens Friday.

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