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Vice Beach Personal Trainer Charges $500 Per Session, Spends All of It on Boat Fuel

Sam Delacroix-BoweJuly 21, 2026
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Vice Beach Personal Trainer Charges $500 Per Session, Spends All of It on Boat Fuel, No Regrets

Vice Beach's most photographed personal trainer, Knox "Knox Body" Waller, 31, confirmed Thursday that the entirety of his $500 session fee goes directly toward fuelling his twin-engine speedboat, "Protein Wake," which he docks outside the gym and uses exclusively to arrive at work. Clients, who have been paying the rate for an average of eleven months, confirmed they were not previously aware of the arrangement but that Knox "trains me really hard so I guess it evens out." Knox told this publication he considered buying a car but that it "didn't align with his brand" and that arriving by water "sets the right tone for the session." Protein Wake reportedly costs approximately $420 per week in fuel.

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