Back to the newsroomMARKETS

Man Mortgages Home to Purchase NFT of His Own Face, Sells It to Himself at a Loss

Sofia Braxton-MiraJuly 8, 2026
Man Mortgages Home to Purchase NFT of His Own Face, Sells It to Himself at a Loss - Vice City news article illustration

Man Mortgages Home to Purchase NFT of His Own Face, Sells It to Himself at a Loss

Vice Point resident Craig "Craigchain" Hobbes, 41, refinanced his property last October to purchase a $220,000 non-fungible token of his own face — minted by a pseudonymous artist known only as "CryptoMirror7" who Hobbes later confirmed was himself, after forgetting he'd used an alternate email address. Upon realising he had essentially paid $220,000 to himself, Hobbes attempted to sell the NFT back to CryptoMirror7 at a profit, accidentally entered a $180,000 counter-offer from his own other account, accepted it, and is now $40,000 worse off than when he started.

The NFT, which depicts Hobbes in a medium-resolution JPEG taken on his phone camera in a Burger Shot bathroom, currently has one verified owner (Hobbes), one verified listing (by Hobbes), and zero bids from anyone other than Hobbes. His mortgage lender, Leonida First Financial, confirmed the loan remains active. Hobbes told this publication he is "bullish long-term."

Ripped from the headlines: Cryptocurrency and financial self-sabotage

Liked this story? Share it with your friends or subscribe for more Vice City news.

Share:X (Twitter)FacebookReddit

This story is satire. Any resemblance to actual persons, flamingos, or central bankers is entirely coincidental and entirely the point.

More from MARKETS

← Back to all stories