Vice City Hedge Fund Managed Entirely by Daily Horoscopes Delivers 31% Returns for Second Year Running
For the second consecutive fiscal year, Celestial Capital Partners — whose entire investment strategy is determined each morning by the horoscope column in the Vice City Courier-Sun — has outperformed 94% of actively managed funds in Leonida. Founding partner and Gemini Rolph Stanger, who began the experiment "as a joke to win a bet," confirmed the fund is no longer accepting new clients due to "a personal limit on how uncomfortable with success I'm willing to get." The fund's accountant has reportedly stopped asking questions. Three rival funds have quietly subscribed to the column.
