Local Dolphin Outperforms Leonida Stock Exchange for Third Consecutive Quarter
Investment analysts at Merc-Harlow Capital confirmed Thursday that Splash, a bottlenose dolphin residing at the Vice City Oceanarium, has outperformed the Leonida composite index for the third straight quarter by selecting stocks based on which ticker symbols "sound like fish." Splash's portfolio, which includes positions in SNPR, FINL, and GLLO, returned 22.4% year-to-date. The managing director of Merc-Harlow said the firm is "exploring a consultation arrangement" with the oceanarium pending regulatory approval. Splash was unavailable for comment but did breach three times in what observers described as "cautious optimism."
